Video Games
Proudly presents...
When you play
Harley-Davidson: The Game you:
- Play H-D Alphabet and create your own Hog!
Use the "Yahtzee" randomizer option and you could be the proud rider of a Sport Shovel Low Fat Tourer, Sturgis Anniversary Edition! Woof.- Customize your hog!
Choose from a vast market of useless chrome accessories and polishing kits- Get sickeningly loud unmuffled pipes!
(because Loud Pipes Save Lives, ya' know)- Buy a beanie helmet!
Adorn the useless skid-lid from a selection of hundreds of offensive stickers, or forget the beanie altogether and ride free!- Roll the yuppie dice!
Get "snake-eyes" and you'll end up a despicable RUB (Rich Urban Biker). Roll a lucky number instead and you can...- Pick a pillion!
Choose among dozens of young, trashy 25 year old ladies who look 50+ and ridden hard, to keep your ride's seat warm as Harley-Davidson: The Game progressesOnce you're properly outfitted you can:
- Get stuck in traffic and overheat
- Drop valves and break crankshafts
- Make pleasant roadside stops when bolts and screws vibrate loose
- Leak oil in every parking spot (if it ain't bleedin' it ain't alive!)
- Wave to fellow Hog riders
- Flip the bird to those Jap-bike rice racer pussies
- Temporarily sway negative public opinion with "toy rides"
- Intimidate passersby
- Find dead-end, menial employment
- Be hassled by police in small towns
- Lose your teeth in bar brawls
- Go for weeks without showering
- Get tattoos and piercing
- Flip the bird to those Jap-bike rice racer pussies AGAIN
- Live to ride, ride to live
- Drink beer and ride. Try to outrun the pigs while piss-drunk!
- If you can outrun the pigs, you reach:
Harley-Davidson: The Game's special bonus wet T-shirt contest.
Enter your scooter trash and see if she puts out for you tonight!
