|Abe Hirschfeld arrested in NYC
December 11, 1998 -- Brad
Eccentric real-estate millionaire Abe Hirschfeld was arrested today on allegations that he
plotted the murder of a former business partner. When NYC goons, er, police arrived
at his home to arrest him shortly before midnight December 9, he reportedly dropped his
pants and instructed the officers to perform a sex act. For this, Abe is now my
hero! Only two months before this, Abe Hirschfeld offered Paula Jones one million
dollars to settle her suit against President Clinton. Whatta guy.